Butt kicker

Okay....December is kicking my butt. I don't know what the deal is....but it's almost half way over and I swear we just had Thanksgiving. I got reamed by Alice yesterday for not blogging since the second....but I swear....YESTERDAY WAS the SECOND! How has this happened?
I think the main reason is that this house has been infested with microscopic organisms bent on destroying my life. I'm serious. It's been nothing but puke and poop in this house! The thing that drives me batty is that the little hooligans get it and throw up twice and are running around the house like torpedos shot from a sub. I get it and I'm down for five days gasping for air, dehydrated, and shriveled like a raisin, POUNDING on deaths door to let me in, begging for a 15 minute nap! Damn that Reaper. I know he's laughing. Some people hear the trotting of hoof beats as the Reaper draws near......I hear him giggeling as he drives on past while my head is in the toilet for the umpteenth time.
So Christmas is almost here and I'm no further on my list of things to do than I was the last time I blogged. I obliterated a few simply because they won't get done....I'm not sure if that counts. Oh well. I did get up and address my envelopes for Christmas cards today. At least that's done. I was given the guilt trip yesterday because my dad's birthday was on the first of NOVEMBER and I still haven't given him his card. :( My mom's birthday was on the 26th and SHE still hasn't been given her gift. She's coming today to get it. (damn, Reaper....now I'm going to have to deal with her too! I'm blaming him for all of this!)
Well, my tummy is doing loop de loops again, so I better visit the toilet before it visits me! I'll just leave you on that pleasant note! :)