MIA

For those of you who may read my blog and have been wondering where I've been......well, I was abducted by aliens. Seriously. It was an awesome adventure, but I'm glad to be home. I needed to shave my legs. Those scaley little aliens don't have any hair.

Anyone who thought that exersizing would help you lose weight......STOP. I can testify that it absolutely doesn't work. For three weeks I have been sweatin' on the treadmill and doing a pilates tape. After my workouts, I'm STARVING. I eat. I eat more than I did before......and thanks to my dear friend, Jeri, I am now addicted to almond m&m's. They are yummy.

If your wondering why I have been killing myself with these workouts.....here's why. I am going to ride a mechanical bull. Yes. You heard me right. I am. I'm not kidding. My friend, Donna, and I are going to do it. She tried before, but couldn't get up on it. hee hee! I bet that was funny to watch!

I also want to wear a swim suit this summer without looking like a curd of cottage cheese. What is up with that??? Why does that happen??? In my youth....ahem.....I had such smooth beautiful skin. Now that I am entering ancienthood (yes, I made that word up.....you can do that when your ancient) my thighs have these ripples that look a little like....well, the dunes. *sigh* Shut up......you know you have this problem too. It comes with age. If you would shave your legs....you would see it too.

Okay...well, I will see ya all in another three months. Just kidding....although, I don't know when I'll be back again. I'll try to be better. I know your all Jonesen (ha ha....get it???) for some Jones!